..... to be sung to the tune of 'Auld Lang Syne'
~ Click here to play music ~

I like my phone sex babe a lot
I know I'll never find
A chick in my town quite that hot
Thank God I went on line.

She lets me put it in her rear
Or puts her tongue in mine.
I like to hear her touch her twat
It sounds like dripping wine.

Should all this phone sex be forgot
Well, that would be a crime.
I like her sexy voice so much
And wish that she were mine!